Big Banks, c.2017

Composition of relic:

Credits, debits, derivatives, computers, buildings, lobbyists.

Factors that led us to abandon this object:

Public outrage after next banker-generated financial crisis compels breakup of big banks.

Obstacles in the way of this relic being abandoned:

Financial lobby and dependence of politicians on finance industry campaign donations; alleged complexity of banking make it difficult to generate public outrage.

Strategies we used to overcome those obstacles:

Channeled popular outrage at yet another bank-generated financial crisis.